Right, down to business. I thought I'd share with you lucky, lucky people my latest forray into the sticky world of acrylic paint. The narrative plot goes like this; my girlfriend wanted an N64, so for our anniversary I decided to go one up and make her a custom-painted Cath Kidston inspired N64. The result is what you could call a travesty to mankind everywhere. I'm pretty sure Obi-Wan heard millions of masculine voices cry out in terror before being suddenly silenced or some shit.
The great thing is, it doubles up as a fashion accessory. Carve it out, and use it as a handbag. Put a chain on it, and you've got yourself some neck bling. Not many people can say they can boot up Starfox 64 from their jewellery!